A Brentwood resident’s correspondence with her health insurance company:
On official Blue Shield letterhead:
Dear Ms. __________
This letter is in follow up to our letter to you dated December 8, 2009. We have identified a misspelling of the word “Blue†in our previous letter. We apologize for this inconvenience and have corrected this error.. A copy of the corrected letter has been enclosed.
If you have any questions regarding this matter, please contact me directly at the telephone number listed below.
Sincerely
______–
Grievance Department
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Dear __________
Your letter dated December 9, 2009 BLEW my mind! My reply may give you pause:
STAT! Emergency! Insurgency!
CODE BLUE — CODE BLUE
Out of the BLUE
“We have identified a misspelling†.
So Spell check has failed you.
Who “BLEW†the whistle?
That U committed a “BLUE-PERâ€
That you “BLEW†it
And I’ve got the “BLUESâ€
Paying your dues
For a system in collapse
Tolerating your lapse.
Why not yield BLUE SHIELD?
Concede what’s humane
Refrain from a creed of greed.
Don’t BLUE CROSS me
For singing the BLUES
